BELEBIEBER AND BELEIVE, NOW BOYFREND

officialarijoanbby:

demslovatoanon:

LOL

someone got spelling problems.

hahaha,Justin xDD

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The awkward moment when your friend leaves you alone with someone you don’t know…

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This is the OFFICIAL Boyfriend, I just brought it off iTunes. Trust me it’s amazing!<3 LISTEN!

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Mom: Turn that down, you have school in the morning.
Me: IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND I'D NEVER LET YOU GO
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: Obsess over Justin all you want, don't blame me when your late for school tomorrow.

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Justin called in to TMZ recently to discuss the movie rating of “Bully” & of his plans later today.

how they wrote 'boyfriend'
mike: okay bro, so i got something like 'if i was your boyfriend, i wouldn't let you go'
justin: no no no.. what about 'if i was your boyfriend, i’d never let you go'
mike: but never say never
justin: fuck that, i'm legal i can break rules
...
mike: uh okay.. next.. 'i got money in my hands that i’d really like to blow'
justin: okay i like it
mike: and i don't know what now
justin: 'SWAG'!
justin: go add 'swag'!
mike: justin but we wanted get it more mature and-
justin: i want 'swag' in my song!
mike:
justin: c'mon, look i'm gonna sing 'swag swag swag, on you'
justin: amazing!
mike:
...
mike: okay well.. and then something like 'tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don’t..'
justin: mike mike mike mike!
justin: i got rhyme!
justin: 'i could be your buzz lightyear fly across the globe'
mike: but-
justin: i want buzz lightyear there!
...
justin: I KNOW!
justin: then i'm gonna sing 'swaggie' with my sexy deep voice
justin: bitches love my sexy deep voice
mike:
justin:
mike:
justin:
mike: tell people i didn't write it

Justin Bieber: hey
Justin Bieber: I’m back with a new album
Justin Bieber: ruining your life
Justin Bieber: I bet you missed me
Justin Bieber: lol of course you did
Justin Bieber: this new music I’ve written
Justin Bieber: will destroy your ovaries
Justin Bieber: Then I’ll release a shirtless beach music video
Justin Bieber: then I’ll tour
Justin Bieber: And give the OLLGs lapdances every night
Justin Bieber: and sexually fustrate the fuck outta you
Justin Bieber: And make pervy tweets
Justin Bieber: then everything will be fine
Justin Bieber: lol but I’m not coming to your city
Justin Bieber: but I’ll still ruin you anyway
Justin Bieber: Your grades will fail, you’ll start stalking me again, all your money will be spent on my merch, you’ll constantly be sexually frustrated, and fangirling will be your life again
Justin Bieber: and you’ll love it
Me: okay

omg imagine tho